“You’re like the young, sexy, sassy version of Wavy Gravy.” - Friend

“You’re like a living wind-up doll. Is there a screw coming out of your back?” - Friend

“You are truly the doyenne of Fun Rock.” - Thunderegg

“You’re like five bands rolled into one!” - Fan

“You’re like that traveling clown who goes around to children’s parties and makes balloon animals, except you don’t make balloon animals, and it’s for adults.” - Friend

“You’re like the Lisa Frank Supernova of San Francisco.” - Fan

“You’re one of the most exciting women I’ve ever met.” - Suzanne Kramer of the Sugar Ponies

“You’re just a chick in a wig with a lot of props. You can’t fool us! We’re from Humboldt!” - Two guys from Humboldt

“The janitor is wondering why there are crayons, packets of lube, and glitter all over the floor.” - Management at 50 Mason Social House

“Aren’t you the one who brings everything she owns on stage? And throws marshmallow pies at the audience?” - Man recollecting the Apocalyptic Pony Party

“It’s like trying to wrangle a tornado.” - Date

“It’s like herding cats.” - Emcee trying to get LizO offstage at the Uptown Nightclub

“Lady, how come you’re here every day?” - Security Guard at SF Party Store

“You’re not a kid in a candy shop. You ARE the candy shop!” - Fan

“Girl, you is a hot pink mess!” - Homeless Woman

“You’re like the Redheaded Princess of Chaos.” - Lover

“I’m just not sure how one goes about becoming a Minstrel.” - Mother

“You should probably have a Plan B.” - Roommate

“Did I just drop, like, ten hits of acid by touching your business card?” - Bro

“You’re so pretty. You’re going to be so popular. I HATE you!” - Gay man at Pride 

“Girl, you got a great waistline!” - Man at Telephone Booth

“Hey, Snow Bunny! Nice Cans!” - Man

“You know what I like about you, Liz O? You just do whatever the **** you want.” - Fan